Gash Declines Take-Over Bid From News International - Ted Maul Reports

News International have failed in their bid to take over the popular blog "Gash" after an emergency meeting of Gash staff. Phone hacking allegations have also been made against NI in the lead up to the meeting which was attended by all Gash reporters. The editor released this statement a short time ago, "Our small concern will never relinquish its right to be independant in the field of world media, scum-sucking bastards like Rupert Murdoch and his cohorts have no place in our forthright and honest publication. Murdoch, 80-odd, of colonial descent has a Nazi style obsession with controlling the worlds media going as far as attempting, (and failing), to buy the rights to the Rose Green WI monthly gazette last month. News International are fighting more phone hacking allegations regarding the Sunday celebrity rag "The news of the world", a paper only read by half-wits and celebrity obsessed imbeciles. This blog will not lower itself to even discuss the grotesque implications of the allegations but does offer this advice to all its loyal readers. Cancel your sky subscription, do not buy any NI publication and boycott anything to do with Murdoch.