Boris Yeltsin Reveals How He Milked Margaret Thatcher - Finton Garragher Reports

Gash have managed to obtain exclusive extracts from Boris Yeltsins memoirs, a tome the whole world has been waiting for. A large portion is dedicated to an incident involving former PM, Margaret Thatcher. During a summit meeting she burst into Russian Premier, Boris Yeltsins private quarters demanding to be restrained & then milked. “Boris, I am heavy with milk”, she exclaimed, so Boris acted swiftly and turned her onto all fours. He then removed any restrictive garments to reveal her sagging, undulating breasts. After straddling her he evacuated the
excess milk with alternating twisting and squeezing techniques into a galvanised aluminium fanny. After the ordeal they both enjoyed tea augmented with some of the Thatcher milk. Other chapters contain accounts of Yeltsin having red kidney bean husks removed from his arse using a sink-plunger, and a scandal involving three Carmelite nuns and a pallet of Greek yoghurt.