Attempt To Satisfy John Burleys Appetite Ends In Failure - Dirk Van Den Haagen Daaz Reports

Catering staff at Manor nurseries breathed a sigh of relief  Friday as John Burley finally stopped eating during Mike Stevens birthday celebrations. After scuppering vast quantities of Christmas related food, including scraps left on other punters plates, Mr Burley, 60 odd, of  Anglo-Irish descent, then left the establishment with a view to consuming the entire contents of the Stevens larder and slaking his rapacious thirst with fine wines from their comprehensively stocked cellar. In his spare time Mr Burley collects impossible to iron shirts and has an unnatural fixation with clean towels and bathroom matting. He is an authority on Ming dynasty soup bowls, collects various brands of bleach and his favourite shade of pink is Amaranth. 


 John Burley

Professional Glutton


First Published 2016

 

 

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