Hitler Diaries Discovered In Rose Green - Finton Garragher Reports



Sensation hit the streets of Rose Green last week as an authentic set of Hitler diaries were found at a charity boot sale. They were submitted for sale by a Mrs E. Braun, a local resident since May 1945. The diaries give us a tantalising insight into the mind of the second world war nuisance. In it he speaks fondly of Rose Green and its surrounding villages suggesting that he wished to retire there after achieving world domination. He speaks highly of the local WI after spending many coffee mornings with them. "He was a lovely man" said Doris Pickles who was only 19 at the time. "I could not help thinking that something was troubling him though he loved my lemon fondant fancies".

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