Dean Moulson - When I was A Player - Klaus Willinachter Reports

In an in depth interview conducted some time or other, Dean Moulson revealed in depth information of his life as a player in the Bognor area. Moulson, late 20s, an ex petty crook and plasterer of Saxon/Irish/Scottish descent has made love to incalculable amounts of women in the area over the years and explained his techniques over a bagel and a bottle of icelandic pinot noir. "The way to crack a woman is to shower her with fine wines and Belgian chocolates, it has always worked in the past and still works to this day". Moulson also applies his work ethic to seducing a lucky lady, "plastering a wall is like making love to a beautiful Woman, you have to work over the area first before making sure all cracks are filled". He also provided advice on how a guy should present himself, " I have always found smart shoes and a pair of action slacks with a loose fitting white shirt/medalion combination a winner, in conjunction with a liberal dab of blue stratos, it always sends a lady into a frenzy!".