Facebook/Myspace Users Suffer From Imbecile Syndrome - Prof Quatermass Reports

People who use social networking sites are not only under attack from personal security issues but a report published last week suggests they are also under the impression that many computer users with normal levels of intelligence are actually interested in any of the inane rubbish posted on their webpages. Up to 90% of users are losing "real-time" social skills as they spend hour upon hour conducting trivial questionaires which underline how pathetic their real lives have become. Experts predict this is the stepping stone to a "cyber society" where people will rarely interact with each other unless through a portal such as a PC etc. Question, "Do you have a facebook?", answer, (If you are above pondlife intelligence), "No, I have a life and a brain".