Controversial School Timetable Leaked - The Rabbi Jacob Carnoustie Reports

 Oi Vay, my life already ! A timetable has been leaked to me by my tailor who lives near the Rama Dama Ding Dong school for Muslim children, its sobering reading already.

Monday

07:00 Prayers (girls to observe in strict silence)

08:00 AK47 Strip, clean, load and fire into the air shouting "death to the infidel!"

09:30 Prayers (girls to observe in strict silence)

10:00 Breaktime (Girls to silently remain in the classrooms, out of sight)

10:30 Boys to IED theory, girls to Hijab making class

12:00 Dinner time (girls to serve boys in strict silence)

13:00 Prayers (girls to observe in strict silence)

14:00 Boys to UK benefit claims class, girls to IED vest making class

15:00 Prayers (girls to observe in strict silence)  

15:30 Hometime (girls to leave 20 mins after boys and in strict silence)

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