DW TV To Relaunch Classic TV Sitcom - Dirk Van Den Haagen Daaz Reports

 Popular, and one could say, classic sitcom "Never the Twain", is to be relaunched soon on DW TV with a different cast and a slightly different premise, but the gags are sure to raise titters, chortles and guffaws just as the original once did. The original show featured Donald Sinden and Windsor Davies as rival antiques dealers and ex business partners who were also next door neighbours. In this reboot, penned by top gag man and script writer, Paddy Mellers, it features two senior residents of a retirement complex who live one above the other and rarely see eye to eye with hilarious consequences for all involved. The part once played by Windsor Davies has been given to John Devereaux, 69, of Hugenot descent, an ex actor and producer of Argentinian film and TV dramas such as "Ayuda Madre Mi Aro Esta Encendido", and "La Pasión del nabo". The part played by Donald Sinden goes to "Honest" Al Parker, 70 odd, of Anglo-Flemish descent, a chuck wagon owner and Cab driver who once played "third lamb from the left" in his primary school nativity play. 


New "Never the Twain"

Thats what I call
"light" entertainment


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