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“Right Said Frank”   “The Jimmy Maddox Experience”  

 "Fredwestlife"  “The Crazy World Of Gordon Brown” 

 “ Poxy Music"    "Earth, Wind, For Hire"

 “Blobbie Williams”   “Pike & Tina Tuna”  

 “Ziggy Sawdust” “John Cougar Concentration Camp”     

 "Surely Bassey"    "Phoney M"

 "Amy Housewine"   "Nudist Priest" 

 "Antarctic Monkeys"

 

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