Vikings Invade Nyetimber- Reg Costello Reports

 Lock up your daughters folks. A Viking hoard has infiltrated the village with intentions of burning, looting, raping and shooting. One of these heathens has managed to worm his way into the Inglenook referring himself as "Frankie". We can reveal his real name as "Thorson the Long" from Iceland. His speciality is laying waste to vast tracts of land, torturing Monks and sacrificing virgins to Odin. Only last week he was boasting of drinking and wenching his way through Chichester after consuming vast quantities of ale and mead. These are troubled times indeed.


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