Adolph Eichmann Spotted In Local Garden Centre - Prof Bernard Quatermass Reports

Aging Nazi and WW2 nuisance, Adolph Eichmann was spotted walking calmly into Brick Kiln Nurseries on Sunday morning. He had come to discuss installing a water feature at his Selsey cottage. Adolph has lived a quiet life in Selsey after faking his death in Israel. Ted Maul took this statement; "I came to Selsey where I could blend in with all the other freaks and misfits who seem to be prevalent there, I got a job working as a secretary in the local health centre under the alias of Martin Bormann. I took up gardening as a hobby as it is a welcome change from butchering innocent people". Mr Eichman also runs a local match-making service in Selsey specialising in people with blond hair and blue eyes. He can be contacted at Genocide cottage, Selsey 555 5705.