BBC Admit To Bringing Kennedy Assassination Forward By One Day - Ted Maul Reports

BBC Bosses released papers today suggesting that they paid the Mafia/CIA over a million bucks to assassinate the Irish-American President a day ahead of schedule to avoid a clash with the pilot episode of Dr Who, the greatest sci-fi programme ever made. Jackie Kennedy had been previously consulted as her marriage to Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis also had to be brought forward. She was also looking forward to watching Dr Who in peace and quiet without having to listen to the Kennedy brothers wobble on about Russia and whose turn it was to kick Marilyn Munro's back door in. J F K was also aware of this change to scheduling but did not have the power to interfere with BBC scheduling.