Isle Of Wight Beat International Competition To Host Next World War - Amos Applechurch Reports

IOW President, Sir Edgar Acropolis has clinched the islands bid to host the next world war at a summit meeting in Ryde, the islands capital. Other bidders included Skye, Corsica, Guernsey &
Cyprus. The IOW beat the other islands hands down due to superior beaches for amphibious landings and excellent cafes/restaurants for mid carnage refreshment. But in accordance with guidelines from NATO, the runway at Bembridge airport will have to be lengthened considerably. Biological and chemical warfare will be available by prior booking but nuclear strikes are discouraged due to the wildlife. D-Day style cliff assaults are available at Whitecliff bay but not Blackgang Chine due to severe errosion issues.