Public Demand Iceland Withdraw Katona From Ad - Klaus Willinachter Reports

Often tubby and alledged coke-head/piss artist, Kerry Katona is not flavour of the month after public complaints which have swamped Iceland since her exploits have been published in the tabloid press. Katona, 20 odd, of Eastern European and northern council estate descent, shot to fame after being in 3 piece mime act, Atomic Kitten for all of ten minutes. Since then she has been a constant feature on television and newspapers and even inviting "Hello" magazine into her house before her marriage to that Irish eejit went to buggery. "Our Kerry", as she has been named by the media, may be just that to a select few, but not the general public who are sick to death with her constant media exposure even though she has no discernable talent. Also under public scrutiny is the award of "Celebrity mum of the year" even though these awards ran alongside tabloid stories, featuring alledged pictures of her with a rolled up fiver stuck up her nose, snorting chang from a niteclub toilet seat.