James Brown Visits Finklesteins Restaurgogue - Rabbi Jacob Carnoustie Reports

The gun-toting soul sensation had a whale of a time last Saturday as he entertained members of the Runcton Jewish Costermongers society at the annual dinner held this year at Solomon Finklesteins restaurgogue in Nyetimber. He enthralled the crowd with many of his hits as well as augmenting his set with traditional Hebrew songs of promised lands and mowing down people with automatic weapons. Brown, 60-odd, of African-American descent is an avid gun fan with many to his collection. At the end of his set, the audience were treated to Brown capping off several rounds from a 9mm Browning into the ceiling, he followed this by many well aimed bursts from a Thompson sub machine gun which spelt, “I feel good” on the curtains.