Hitler's Chalfont's Blamed For Invasion Of Poland - Percy Dovetonsils Reports

Papers have been released suggesting that Poland was invaded by Germany because Hitler's orders were misheard. The phrase “Vill no-one rid me of these piles” was misheard as “Poles” and the rest is history. If only old Adolf had taken advantage of the many preparations and
poultices available at the time, WW2 may have been avoided. Mr. Hitler's diet of pickled herrings, sauerbrokken & sauerkraut took its toll on his arse leaving anal stalagmites similar to those found on heavy ruby murray eaters. In the last days of the war Hitler's whore/wife Eva Braun had to spend many hours applying savlon to his ring in a vain attempt to quell the
onslaught of open sores and infected pustules. Much of his shouting during Nazi rallies was due to pain brought on by a growing bag of grapes hanging from his arse. His piles can be seen at the Berlin Chalfont's museum in the hoopenstraze along with Herman Goerings aniseed twist collection and Martin Boremanns comedy toupees.